smoothies are delivered in 17oz. sealed, leak-proof bottles.
almond butter cup
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: our homemade almond milk, raw cacao, agave nectar, ripe banana, homemade almond butter, and a dash of cinnamon. raw (unpasteurized) and unsweetened is an important source of absorable protein. almond milk is simple to make if you have a blendor and a cheese cloth. google it! we did.
chocolate raspberry kiss
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: fragrant raspberry, raw cacao, our delicious homemade hemp milk, soaked raw almonds, agave nectar, and a tad of vanilla. hemp is a fabulous source of easily digested and absorbed protein. i’m not a mathmetician or anything but 50% of your dra of phosphorous and magnesium sounds like a lot to achieve from one smoothie.
fountain of youth
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: a medley of our organic berries: raspberry, strawberry, and blueberry, ripe banana, hemp protein powder, agave nectar, coconut water, and a host of complimentary fruity interests. this is by far our best selling smoothie. so if you’re copying my menu for your little smoothie bar, steal this one! call it: “fountain of yoots”. that’s a funny movie reference. ask ben.
frozone
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: coconut water, unsweetened organic acai berry, ripe banana, strawberry, raw cacao powder, bee pollen, and a pinch of sea salt. caution: bee pollen can cause allergic reaction in some people.
hawaiian healer
$9 for 17 oz.
formula: juicy pineapple, ripe banana, a good amount of ginger, aloe water, fresh mint, and secret spices. this is a really classy smoothie. gourmet i might add. i want everyone to stop fearing raw agave nectar. it’s no worse or no better than other whole food concentrated sweetners derrived from fruits or plants. if it’s raw it’s better than organic maple syrup (which is cooked). agave is not an insulin spiker, and despite the west coast hippies hatred of agave, it’s not bad used in moderation. the best sweetners are not porcessed in any way, such as whole apples and dates. it’s not really commercially viable or univerally yummy to use stevia, yakon syrup, xylitol, etc. very hippie stuff doesn’t sell. try subbing agave with a date or two if you’re avoiding the agave thing.
heaven on earth
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: a clever mixture of dates, ripe banana, our delicious homemade almond milk, organic rice protein powder, raw cacao, homemade almond butter, and cinnamon. i don’t mind the rice protein thing in moderation. 95% of people i know who use it don’t complain of bloating or feeling like a gas can. protein in general is highly misunderstood. our culture is victimized by idiots who profit from selling foods that make people feel good shorterm, such as concentrations of protein. protein hunting has become a problem in our culture not a solution. vegetation in its raw form is the prime source of protein with the least negative impact on the body. a diet of raw fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, and sprouts has all of the protein your body needs. mistakes people make in other area of their life style may impede feeling strength and energy- never the lack of protein.
chocolate snap
$7.50 for 17 oz.
formula: homemade brazil nut milk, raw cacao powder, maca powder, agave nectar, and a small amount of ice. maca is a peruvian root that grows at 15,000 feet asl ( above sea leavel). if you were a pilot or in skydiving for a number of years you would have known automatically what asl stood for. msl (mean sea level) is another good one but agl (above ground level) is my favorite. ignoring agl is a killer. worry about agl in free fall not the sunset and the pretty colors of your jumpsuit! if youre cruising at 180mph at 1000feet agl your about 4 seconds from a DOA or KIA!
life force protein c
$11 for 17 oz.
formula: plump and delicious blueberries, hemp protein powder, one of our top secret fruits, camu camu berry, agave nectar, and coconut water.
advanced berry blend
$11 for 17 oz.
formula: mango, strawberry, raspberry, ripe banana, pomegranate powder, agave nectar, exotic superfood’s unpasteurized coconut water, and a pinch of mineral rich sea salt. never eat animal protein with starches!
d-tox super smoothie
$9.50 for 17 oz.
formula: coconut water and meat, acai berry, agave nectar, raw cacao, vanilla, mint, cashews, and a very special fruit, and coconut oil.
peaching to the choir
$9.50 for 17 oz.
formula: perfectly plump peaches, our homemade almond butter, agave nectar, ripebanana, hemp milk, and a mint leaf or two. do a juice fast. you’ll love it!
formula 12
$9.50 for 17 oz.
formula:pineapple, mango, acai berry, peach, coconut water and meat, pomegranate powder, maca, and agave
cacao catalyst
$9.50 for 17 oz.
formula: coconut water and meat, acai berry, raw cacao, agave nectar, a smudge of a secret fruit, and a clean handful of raw soaked cashews.
marty scores E.Z.
$7.50 for 17 oz.
formula: pineapple, almond milk, pulverized ginger, agave nectar, and coconut meat.
rain forest
$10 for 17 oz.
formula: f.o.g. green superfood, lemon, fresh mint, ginger, agave nectar, coconut water and meat, banana, pineapple, and sea salt.
simple
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: young coconut water and meat, fresh ginger, ripe banana, vanilla, and cinnamon.
da-licious
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: blended apple, ginger, agave nectar, maca powder, ultra-filtered ice, ultra-filtered water, and mesquite.
the blue green
$10 for 17 oz.
formula: we borrow the succulent fresh and refreshing water from a young, whole coconut, mana blue green algae, vanilla, raw cacao, mineral rich sea salt, agave nectar, vanilla stevia, and ultra filtered ice
the brazilian
$8 for 17 oz.
formula: brazil nut milk, avocado, maca powder, spirulina, mesquite, and your choice of sweeteners: agave or maple syrup
pink punk
$8 for 8 oz.
formula: pineapple juice, strawberry, beet, and ginger. freshly pre-made only
lait de coconut
$13.07 for 17 oz.
formula: a miraculous blend of exotic superfoods’ 100% organic coconut meat and unpasteurized organic coconut water. approximately 2 coconuts needed to make this superfood drink. add 2x spirulina for a mouthful of seaborn nutrients – add $2. freshly pre-made only.
the guru
$15 for 17 oz.
formula: coconut water and meat, whole blended apple, vegan dha omega oil, goji berries, banana, blueberry, hemp protein powder, and raw cacao. topped with hemp seeds.
dr. mangosteen
$9 for 17 oz.
formula: carrot, celery, parsley, spinach. according to norman walker this formula is the most assimilable source of protein. vegetation is the prime source of all nutrition, including protein, carbohydrates, fat, water, & salts.
cactus cooler
$9 for 17 oz.
formula: orange juice, coconut water, ginger, aloe water, mango, pineapple, dates, whey protein, spirulina, and coconut oil. I freshly pre-made only.
pina colada
$10.89 for 17 oz.
formula: coconut water and meat, pinapple, banana, lemon juice, and raw agave nectar. freshly pre-made only.
green giant
$9.74 for 17 oz.
formula: thick consistency: coconut meat and water, kale, apple, dates, cacao, spirulina, and a squeeze of lemon. this is a blended drink and tastes amazing. freshly pre-made only.
homemade hemp milk
$7 for 17 oz. or $14 for 32 oz.
formula: sweetened or unsweetened by request. milks may not always be in stock and available. please pre-order your fresh nut & hemp milks.
homemade raw almond milk
$4 for 17 oz. or $8 for 32 oz.
formula: sweetened or unsweetened by request. milks may not always be in stock and available. please pre-order your fresh nut & hemp milks.
homemade raw brazil nut milk
$5 for 17 oz. or $10 for 32 oz.
formula: sweetened or unsweetened by special order only. milks may not always be in stock and available. please pre-order your fresh nut & hemp milks.
cell-rejuvinator
$12 for 17 oz.
formula: fresh squeezed oj, mango, pineapple, strawberry, acai berry, camu camu, goji berry, dha vegan oil, and elderberry extract.
vital force
$7 for 8 oz.
formula: banana, pinapple, almond milk, dates, filtered water, probiotics, lime, salt, and maca.
cardamon milk
$7 for 8 oz.
formula: coconut milk, colves, cardamom, ginger, and coconut oil.
